Thanksgiving Day Jokes
Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote , "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Hope you got a few laughs and share these with others on Thanksgiving Day!
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Have you ever accepted Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
I was saved at the age of 9 on July 16, 2006. I got saved at vacation bible school. The Lord really dealt with me the last few nights. One night I was practicing to say my memory verse for the next night.
It was talking about that if you were not saved that you would be thrown in the lake of fire. I knew at that moment I needed to be saved. So I got saved that night. So I hope this will help you through my testimony.
____________________________
Here is how you can be 100% sure that you are going to Heaven...
1. Realize and acknowledge:
"all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23
Yes, all men, including you, have come short of Heaven because of sin.
2. Realize and acknowledge:
"the wages of sin is death" Romans 6:23
All men die physically, but all men do not die spiritually. You can be born again through Jesus Christ and be saved from the penalty of sin, which is an eternal Hell, a place of "fire and brimstone: which is the second death" Revelation 21:8
3. Realize and acknowledge:
"Christ died for our sins" I Cor. 15:3
Jesus Christ paid the entire price on the cross for your sin. God set the price on sin, which was a perfect sacrifice, and then God Himself gave His own Son to pay the price.
4. Realize and acknowledge:
"the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" Romans 6:23
God offers you freely His gift of eternal life. This gift is yours by believing in a risen Christ who arose on the third day and is alive forever more.
5. Realize and acknowledge:
"Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" Romans 10:13
Whosoever means you. If you by simple faith will trust in the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ for your soul's salvation, you can be 100% sure that you are going to Heaven. Nothing else will do...not church membership, not baptism, not confirmation, not communion, not good works...NOTHING! None of these things can save us from sin. Only Jesus Christ.
6. Confess and ask:
Why not pray this pray..."Lord Jesus, I am a sinner. Forgive me for my sin and come into my heart and save me. Thank you for saving me. Amen."
Date___________________
After salvation, be sure and attend a good Bible, Believing, KJV only church every service. Read your Bible daily. Pray daily and ask the Lord for wisdom and guidance as you grow in the Lord. Begin to share your testimony with others.
I was saved at the age of 9 on July 16, 2006. I got saved at vacation bible school. The Lord really dealt with me the last few nights. One night I was practicing to say my memory verse for the next night.
It was talking about that if you were not saved that you would be thrown in the lake of fire. I knew at that moment I needed to be saved. So I got saved that night. So I hope this will help you through my testimony.
____________________________
Here is how you can be 100% sure that you are going to Heaven...
1. Realize and acknowledge:
"all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23
Yes, all men, including you, have come short of Heaven because of sin.
2. Realize and acknowledge:
"the wages of sin is death" Romans 6:23
All men die physically, but all men do not die spiritually. You can be born again through Jesus Christ and be saved from the penalty of sin, which is an eternal Hell, a place of "fire and brimstone: which is the second death" Revelation 21:8
3. Realize and acknowledge:
"Christ died for our sins" I Cor. 15:3
Jesus Christ paid the entire price on the cross for your sin. God set the price on sin, which was a perfect sacrifice, and then God Himself gave His own Son to pay the price.
4. Realize and acknowledge:
"the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" Romans 6:23
God offers you freely His gift of eternal life. This gift is yours by believing in a risen Christ who arose on the third day and is alive forever more.
5. Realize and acknowledge:
"Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" Romans 10:13
Whosoever means you. If you by simple faith will trust in the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ for your soul's salvation, you can be 100% sure that you are going to Heaven. Nothing else will do...not church membership, not baptism, not confirmation, not communion, not good works...NOTHING! None of these things can save us from sin. Only Jesus Christ.
6. Confess and ask:
Why not pray this pray..."Lord Jesus, I am a sinner. Forgive me for my sin and come into my heart and save me. Thank you for saving me. Amen."
Date___________________
After salvation, be sure and attend a good Bible, Believing, KJV only church every service. Read your Bible daily. Pray daily and ask the Lord for wisdom and guidance as you grow in the Lord. Begin to share your testimony with others.